deancasheadcanons:

when i was in college i would kick box with this guy who was literally twice my size - 6′5″ and 280 pounds - and he always said he loved grappling because he could just sit on his opponent and they’d tap out. so i was like okay if you take me to the ground while we box then i’ll grapple with you.

the first (and last) time he took me to the ground, i wiggled my way around and was so damn slippery that it took him a solid 10 minutes to get me to tap out. 

afterward, i was ready for round 2 and he was so out of breath he had to sit down and lament that he never wanted to grapple again in his life.

so like the advantage of being tiny is that i probably can’t beat up everyone i meet, but i can definitely wear you out and then run away without breaking a sweat.